Mixed Idiom and Eggcorn Selection on Green Neck Gaiter – Face Covering


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This high quality green neck gaiter includes ALL these classic phrase mess-ups :

  1. They Treated Me Like a Leopard.
  2. Add Salt To The Injury.
  3. Escape Goat.
  4. Get Rich or Try Dying.
  5. I Wasn’t Born Tomorrow.
  6. Kill 2 Birds on 1 Stove.
  7. A Fish in Deep Water.
  8. Can’t See the Wool for the Trees.
  9. Let’s put the Elephant on the Table.
  10. Whatever Kills You Only Makes You Stronger.
  11. Big Things Come In Small Packages.
  12. Patience Comes To Those Who Wait.
  13. How Old is a Piece of String.
  14. Backstreet Driver.
  15. I Kissed a Lot of Pigs to Get Here.
  16. Fly in the machine.
  17. Bone in my side.
  18. Phantom of Knowledge.
  19. Throw a Spaniel In The Works.
  20. Calm As A Cucumber.
  21. The Best Thing Since Sliced Wheels.
  22. Car Park Figure.
  23. I Have A Photogenic Memory.
  24. All the Belgian Whistles.
  25. A Blessing In The Skies.
  26. Wild Herring

This neck gaiter is a versatile accessory that can be used as a face covering, headband, bandana, wristband, and neck warmer. Upgrade your accessory game and find a matching face shield for each of your outfits.

• 95% polyester, 5% elastane (fabric composition may vary by 1%)
• Fabric weight: 6.19 oz/yd² (210 g/m²)
• Breathable fabric
• Washable and reusable
• Four-way stretch fabric that stretches and recovers on the cross and lengthwise grains
• One size
• Printed on one side, reverse side is left blank


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The Mixed Idioms brand has been collecting messed up quotes and creating merchandise since the 1980s.
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Additional information

Weight 0.05 kg