List of funny quotes that are negative
Dancing on thin ground
May 10th, 2012We have to jump over some hoops
May 4th, 2012Not enough time to swing a cat
April 3rd, 2012Take it on the shoulders
March 31st, 2012Not the sharpest pen in the box
March 22nd, 2012That’s a real ball of worms
December 30th, 2011The last straw in my coffin
December 26th, 2011They’re just a bunch of bean pushers
December 19th, 2011I was lost from the word start
November 21st, 2011Work like a log
November 2nd, 2011Sailing too close to the sun
September 10th, 2011Green behind the ears
May 6th, 2011Monkey around my neck
April 18th, 2011On a scale of 1 to 10, this is not very funny
March 29th, 2011The whole world is run by bean crunchers
March 19th, 2011Gobfounded
March 17th, 2011Don’t be such a tight-skate
March 15th, 2011Take it or lump it
March 13th, 2011I’ve had it up to my earballs
March 11th, 2011Rome wasn’t burnt in a day
March 4th, 2011They were throwing curved balls at me
February 22nd, 2011Don’t be such a Palestine
February 12th, 2011There will be a bitter pill to pay
February 12th, 2011I’m a fraction of my former self
February 11th, 2011Dead as a pancake
February 4th, 2011The end of the straw
January 15th, 2011They treated me like a leopard
June 20th, 2009Living hand to fist
February 21st, 2006Resistance is fertile
August 18th, 2003Barking up a dead tree
February 4th, 1999
