We’ve been collecting funny quotes since the 1980s
We collect Mixed Idioms, Mixed Metaphors, Malaphors, Escher sentences, Malapropisms, Eggcorns, Mondegreens and more!
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Escape Goat – White Cotton Unisex t-shirt
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Muswell Hill in the style of Cypress Hill – London N10 – Women’s Relaxed T-Shirt
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Air on the side of caution – Unisex Short Sleeve Black V-Neck T-Shirt
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Waiters are much nicer than People – Escher Sentence Unisex V-Neck Black T-Shirt
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Waiters are much nicer than People – Escher Sentence Unisex T-shirt
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More People Have Been to Berlin than I have – Escher Sentence Unisex t-shirt
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More people have been to Berlin than I have – Enamel Mug
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Bone in my side – Denim Hat – 100% Cotton
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I Rest my Piece – Organic cotton denim shopping bag
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Funny quotes that we have recently added
- Interior motive Type of phrase: about being cunning, about being quiet, eggcorns
- You made short mince of that! Type of phrase: about being surprised, about things going very well
- Many ways to swing a cat Type of phrase: a little bit distasteful, about animals and living creatures, about being pragmatic
- Jackal of all trades Type of phrase: about animals and living creatures, about being brilliant, showing a degree of skill
- Making money hand over foot Type of phrase: about making money, about money
- Put it on the back boiler Type of phrase: about being pragmatic, about food or cooking, eggcorns
- Frozen cons Type of phrase: about being pragmatic, eggcorns
- Throw a curve bomb Type of phrase: demonstrating risky behaviour, destructive, foreboding, ominous
- The clouds opened Type of phrase: about getting religion, about having good fortune, about the weather
- I need some time to decompose Type of phrase: a little bit distasteful, about medical situations