List of funny quotes that are about food or cooking
Put it on the back boiler
April 23rd, 2023To open a whole can of beans
September 3rd, 2022Two peas in a pot
July 16th, 2022Baby in the oven
May 7th, 2022You’ve made your cake, now lie in it
May 7th, 2022More girls ate pizza than the boy
May 1st, 2022Small potato
March 13th, 2022Walking on egg shelves
December 28th, 2021Mean as custard
November 21st, 2021We have reached the pineapple of success
November 20th, 2021Smooth as a cucumber
October 28th, 2021Calm As A Cucumber – Enamel Mug
July 12th, 2020
Until The Cows Freeze Over – White Cap
July 8th, 2020
Selling like Wildcakes
June 10th, 2020Running around like an endless chicken
May 31st, 2020Add Salt To The Injury – Enamel Mug with black print
May 17th, 2020
Add Salt To The Injury – Enamel mug with green print
May 17th, 2020
Kill 2 Birds on 1 Stove – The mug for chefs
May 8th, 2020
Kill 2 birds on 1 stove
April 4th, 2020A wild herring
March 24th, 2020Calm as a Cucumber – Mug
February 5th, 2020
Wrapped up like a kipper
November 16th, 2019I have my hand in a lot of fires right now
October 28th, 2019Too many chefs, not enough Indians
May 5th, 2019It’s not exactly rocket salad
February 12th, 2019Gone full turkey
January 20th, 2019Worse cake scenario
January 19th, 2019What a Pavlova – Ringer T-Shirt
December 27th, 2018
What a Pavlova – v2 T-Shirt
December 27th, 2018
