Every day people mess up phrases

And they think noone notices

We’ve been collecting your messed up phrases and one-liners for a long time now.

  1. Browse them by topic: Cunning, hard done-by, magnanimous, and more
  2. Got one you’ve heard? Send it in!
  3. Get one on a T-Shirt.

Recent Mixed Idioms


See all the t-shirts – more to come soon. Please send your messed-up one-liner!

Read more Mixed Idioms here, arranged in topics.

Victim phrases, phrases giving advice, exasperating phrases,…