We’ve been collecting funny quotes since the 1980s
We collect Mixed Idioms, Malaphors, Escher sentences, Malapropisms, Eggcorns, Mondegreens and more!
- Lavatories of innovation Type of phrase: a little bit distasteful, about being brilliant, about current affairs, about medical situations, demonstrating strong leadership, exhibiting knowledge, inspirational or aspirational, malapropisms
- More people use sweeteners than for any other reason Type of phrase: Escher sentences
- Worst case Ontario Type of phrase: about things going wrong, featuring famous places, malapropisms
- Baby in the oven Type of phrase: a little bit distasteful, about food or cooking, about medical situations
- You’ve made your cake, now lie in it Type of phrase: about food or cooking, about things going wrong, giving a reprisal
- More girls ate pizza than the boy Type of phrase: about food or cooking, Escher sentences
- Are you putting my leg on? Type of phrase: about being direct and confronting the issue, about feeling like a victim, about medical situations, about taking liberties
- Spare me a river Type of phrase: about being disgusted, about being exasperated, about being on the edge, giving a reprisal, related to boats, sea travel or water
- I have no dog in this horse Type of phrase: about animals and living creatures
- We’ve gone the extra hog Type of phrase: a little bit distasteful, about animals and living creatures, showing dedication and commitment, used by farmers
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More mixed-up sayings
- She’s like a breath of sunshine Type of phrase: about the weather, depicting a lovely atmosphere, inspirational or aspirational
- Peter resistance Type of phrase: about being impressed, about working hard and being proud of it, featuring a name
- You’ll be ostrichsized Type of phrase: about animals and living creatures, advising to be careful, malapropisms, used as a warning
- Shrinking wallflowers Type of phrase: about be introverted or unassuming, about being quiet, about flowers or plants, showing innocence
- Quit breathing down my throat Type of phrase: a little bit distasteful, about bad manners, about being exasperated, about pushing your luck, demonstrating annoyance
- Extending a fig leaf Type of phrase: about being helpful, about collaboration, demonstrating strong leadership, showing innocence, showing wisdom
- Small potato Type of phrase: about be introverted or unassuming, about food or cooking
- Smoking like a sieve Type of phrase: about being in a bad way, about insecure espionage operations, about things going wrong, insulting, lacking skill
- It was one heck of a party – everyone in the room was there. Type of phrase: about having a lot of fun, Escher sentences
- More people have been to Berlin than I have Type of phrase: Escher sentences