List of funny quotes that are dismissive

Go count your sour grapes … before they hatch

September 1st, 2022

I Rest my Piece – Organic cotton denim shopping bag

December 14th, 2021

A walk in the cake

October 3rd, 2021

Served up on a spoon

October 23rd, 2019

NEON Impossible (instead of Nigh on impossible) – The Mug

July 29th, 2019

Jack it on the head

June 8th, 2019

A dip in the ocean

May 3rd, 2019

It’s not exactly rocket salad

February 12th, 2019

I’ve got a list as big as my hand

April 27th, 2018

You don’t need to be a rocket surgeon

February 20th, 2018

It’s done with smoking mirrors

January 19th, 2018

Too big for your school

January 14th, 2018

Making a mountain out of a mould hill

December 12th, 2016

The wrong end of the script

December 12th, 2016

Teaching a dog to suck eggs

November 12th, 2016

Hairy fairy

November 4th, 2016

I wouldn’t trust him with a bargepole

October 29th, 2016

It’s neon impossible

July 22nd, 2016

A one horse pony

September 28th, 2012

Rome wasn’t burnt in a day

March 4th, 2011