Calm as a Cucumber – Ringer T-Shirt

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Description

How calm are you? AS CALM AS A CUCUMBER. The T-Shirt.

We first recorded this Mixed Idiom back in 2012, and it was reported again in 2020 at the Superbowl in USA.

This classic ringer t-shirt version of the messed up “Cool as a cucumber” phrase is going down well.

Once the tee of choice for the rock-n-rollers of the 1950s and 1960s, this modernised, lightweight version is now ready for all you 21st century rebels.

– 100% pre-shrunk combed ring-spun cotton
– Semi-fitted
– Contrast colour binding at neck and sleeves
– Double-needle stitched bottom hem

Brand

Mixed Idioms

The Mixed Idioms brand has been collecting messed up quotes and creating merchandise since the 1980s.
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Size Chart

<strong class="size-guide-title">Size guide</strong> <div class="table-responsive dynamic" data-unit-system="imperial"> <table cellpadding="5"> <tbody> <tr> <td></td> <td><strong>S</strong></td> <td><strong>M</strong></td> <td><strong>L</strong></td> <td><strong>XL</strong></td> <td><strong>2XL</strong></td> </tr> <tr> <td><strong>Body Length (inches)</strong></td> <td>27 ½</td> <td>28 ¾</td> <td>29 ¾</td> <td>30 ¾</td> <td>32</td> </tr> <tr> <td><strong>Body Width (inches)</strong></td> <td>18</td> <td>20</td> <td>22</td> <td>24</td> <td>26</td> </tr> </tbody> </table> </div>