For gawd’s sake don’t say anything about our esteemed perfect owners. You’ll be ostrichsized.
On a forum post by CountyGump, and called out on Twitter by @chrisjballard.
Instead of being ostracised, you could be adjusted to the same size as an ostrich.
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