List of funny quotes that are comparative

There’s no mud without flames

July 7th, 2011

I don’t want to rock the apple cart

June 5th, 2011

Plumb new lengths

May 24th, 2011

Without a question of a doubt

May 16th, 2011

Sharp as nails

May 1st, 2011

Monkey around my neck

April 18th, 2011

Hit the nail upon the top

April 12th, 2011

The old banana skin came back to haunt us

March 26th, 2011

Walking on broken eggshells

March 14th, 2011

I don’t want the organ donor when I can speak to the monkey

March 4th, 2011

Dry as a kipper

March 3rd, 2011

A whole different can of fish

March 3rd, 2011

Smiling like Cheshire cheeses

February 16th, 2011

Don’t be such a Palestine

February 12th, 2011

I’m a fraction of my former self

February 11th, 2011

Smoking like a storm trooper

February 6th, 2011

It’s not rocket surgery

February 4th, 2010

The best thing since sliced wheels

July 13th, 1997

A different kettle of ballparks

February 4th, 1997