List of funny quotes that are conversational

Hit the nail on my mind

March 21st, 2012

It put a spoke in my wheel

March 8th, 2012

As the bird flies

March 7th, 2012

Look me in the face

February 26th, 2012

Don’t run around the bush

February 20th, 2012

As blind as a dodo

February 10th, 2012

He sounds the spitting image of him

January 24th, 2012

No time to waste like the present!

January 9th, 2012

They’re just a bunch of bean pushers

December 19th, 2011

It’s no skin off my back

December 2nd, 2011

Fruitmonger

November 26th, 2011

I was lost from the word start

November 21st, 2011

Time is of the imminence

November 21st, 2011

That will put the bird amongst the pigeons

October 8th, 2011

Sailing too close to the sun

September 10th, 2011

Get rat faced

August 20th, 2011

All guns flying

August 20th, 2011

There’s no mud without flames

July 7th, 2011

Dotting all the i’s and ticking all the t’s

June 22nd, 2011

I don’t want to rock the apple cart

June 5th, 2011

Plumb new lengths

May 24th, 2011

Without a question of a doubt

May 16th, 2011

Green behind the ears

May 6th, 2011

Sharp as nails

May 1st, 2011

The Mind is a Terrible Thing

April 26th, 2011

I hope there is no man utd whiplash tonight against the mighty toon

April 19th, 2011

Monkey around my neck

April 18th, 2011

Hit the nail upon the top

April 12th, 2011

We will always have Rome

April 10th, 2011

This is me offering you an olive basket

March 27th, 2011