List of funny quotes that are about being exasperated

Funny phrases that are about being exasperated, or that are used in an exasperating context.

These are sometimes the best, because people tend to mess them up badly when emotions are running high.

I wasn’t born tomorrow

September 21st, 2016

I will not be your Escape Goat

September 1st, 2016

Be Pacific!

July 31st, 2016
Be Pacific!

Like a bull in a vagina shop

June 27th, 2016

Flipping eggs!

June 24th, 2016

I was side blinded

March 16th, 2015

Include me out!

October 16th, 2014

Tempus Fuck-it

June 27th, 2014

Let’s get back on tangent

June 5th, 2014

That’s when the worms come out of the cupboard

March 4th, 2014

That steals the biscuit

February 12th, 2014

Fell on deaf ground

August 20th, 2013

Like a damp squid

May 13th, 2013

Too many ducks in the air

September 11th, 2011

Like trying to find a mountain in a mole hill

August 20th, 2011

Stop busting my case

April 20th, 2011

I’ve had it up to my earballs

March 11th, 2011

They treated me like a leopard

June 20th, 2009

Buy the bullet

July 21st, 2006