List of funny quotes that are negative
Daylight liberty
August 28th, 2017When your chips are against the wall
June 18th, 2017Until the cows freeze over
April 29th, 2017I hear your pain
April 22nd, 2017Flogging a dead cat
April 19th, 2017He looks like Jeff warmed up
March 25th, 2017If the worst comes to the scenario
March 20th, 2017Not the sharpest crayon in the drawer
February 25th, 2017Until the cows come home to roost
February 23rd, 2017The final foot in the coffin
February 19th, 2017Falling on dead ears
January 24th, 2017You can hide but you can’t run
January 1st, 2017It’s like burning cats
December 17th, 2016Making a mountain out of a mould hill
December 12th, 2016The wrong end of the script
December 12th, 2016The smartest tool in the room
December 12th, 2016The short end of the straw
December 11th, 2016On a hiding to nowhere
November 26th, 2016I’m a bit of a lone fish
November 21st, 2016Teaching a dog to suck eggs
November 12th, 2016Fuel the flames
November 4th, 2016Hairy fairy
November 4th, 2016I wouldn’t trust him with a bargepole
October 29th, 2016The early bird contracts the worms
October 9th, 2016I wasn’t born tomorrow
September 21st, 2016I will not be your Escape Goat
September 1st, 2016
