List of funny quotes that are used as a warning

Use a sledgehammer to crack an egg

August 23rd, 2017

You’re skating on thin egg shells

May 15th, 2017

Don’t outlive your stay

May 1st, 2017

Money doesn’t grow on fish

April 30th, 2017

Until the cows freeze over

April 29th, 2017

Quit while the iron’s hot

April 14th, 2017

Air on the side of caution

March 3rd, 2017

Until the cows come home to roost

February 23rd, 2017

The final foot in the coffin

February 19th, 2017

Battle a losing fight

December 21st, 2016

A Spaniard in the works

November 15th, 2016

Teaching a dog to suck eggs

November 12th, 2016

I wouldn’t trust him with a bargepole

October 29th, 2016

Nip it in the butt

October 11th, 2016

The early bird contracts the worms

October 9th, 2016

It’s neon impossible

July 22nd, 2016

Don’t step on the foot that feeds you

July 16th, 2016

Like a bull in a vagina shop

June 27th, 2016

Leave no stone unscorched

June 15th, 2016

Don’t look a trojan horse in the mouth

June 14th, 2016

A stitch in time does not a summer make

May 18th, 2016

The fat lady is writing on the wall

May 5th, 2016

Don’t look a reindeer in the mouth

November 6th, 2015

Include me out!

October 16th, 2014

Don’t get on your hind horse

August 28th, 2014

Like a bull in a Chinese shop

August 28th, 2014

Let’s get back on tangent

June 5th, 2014

That’s when the worms come out of the cupboard

March 4th, 2014

Nemesis in the room

February 8th, 2014

Opening a rabbit hole

January 22nd, 2014