Calm as a Cucumber – Ringer T-Shirt

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How calm are you? AS CALM AS A CUCUMBER. The T-Shirt.

We first recorded this Mixed Idiom back in 2012, and it was reported again in 2020 at the Superbowl in USA.

This classic ringer t-shirt version of the messed up “Cool as a cucumber” phrase is going down well.

Once the tee of choice for the rock-n-rollers of the 1950s and 1960s, this modernised, lightweight version is now ready for all you 21st century rebels.

– 100% pre-shrunk combed ring-spun cotton
– Semi-fitted
– Contrast colour binding at neck and sleeves
– Double-needle stitched bottom hem


Mixed Idioms

The Mixed Idioms brand has been collecting messed up quotes and creating merchandise since the 1980s.
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Size Chart

Size guide
Body Length (inches) 27 ½ 28 ¾ 29 ¾ 30 ¾ 32
Body Width (inches) 18 20 22 24 26