The Early Bird Contracts The Worms – Black Baseball Cap


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The Early Bird Contracts The Worms – the cap / hat / dad hat. This phrase was sent in by Amy in San Francisco, and is one of our favourites. It reflects the problem with getting up early in a hilarious way; you think it is a good idea, but actually you just contract worms.

A great gift for sexual health professionals, medical professionals and for early birds generally.

Dad hats aren’t just for dads. This one’s got a low profile with an adjustable strap and curved visor.

• 100% chino cotton twill
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 3 ⅛” crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
• Head circumference: 20 ½” – 21 ⅝”

Additional information

Weight 0.09 kg


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The Mixed Idioms brand has been collecting messed up quotes and creating merchandise since the 1980s.
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