List of funny quotes that are about medical situations
Messed up phrases and sayings that have a medical implication.
I need some time to decompose
March 10th, 2023Dancing queen, young and sweet, only seven teeth
September 25th, 2022Lavatories of innovation
May 23rd, 2022Baby in the oven
May 7th, 2022Are you putting my leg on?
April 30th, 2022Bone in my side – Denim Hat – 100% Cotton
April 30th, 2022
It’s an exercise in fertility
January 26th, 2022The Early Bird Contracts the Worms – Organic cotton ribbed beanie
December 14th, 2021
A leper can’t change his socks
October 30th, 2021I’m stressed to the nines
October 26th, 2021A leper never changes his spots
June 25th, 2021It’s a sore eye
August 14th, 2020The Early Bird Contracts The Worms – Black Baseball Cap
July 14th, 2020
The Early Bird Contracts The Worms – Enamel Camping Mug
July 5th, 2020
Absence makes the heart grow younger
June 16th, 2020Add Salt To The Injury – Enamel Mug with black print
May 17th, 2020
Add Salt To The Injury – Enamel mug with green print
May 17th, 2020
Get Rich or Try Dying – Laptop Sleeve
May 16th, 2020
I Wasn’t Born Tomorrow – The Mug
May 7th, 2020
He makes my blood curl
April 26th, 2020Spreading Like Wildflowers – White Mug with Ultramarine Design
April 2nd, 2020
Spreading like Wildflowers – Ultramarine illustrated Mug
April 2nd, 2020
I have my hand in a lot of fires right now
October 28th, 2019
You are far too self-defecating
February 24th, 2019I’m clinically a beast
January 19th, 2019Like pulling teeth from a stone
August 8th, 2018Hair on the side of caution
December 15th, 2017THEY TREATED ME LIKE A LEOPARD – Mug
November 17th, 2017
