List of funny quotes that are advisory

Don’t look a reindeer in the mouth

November 6th, 2015

Kill a couple of birds with 2 stones

December 27th, 2014

Don’t get on your hind horse

August 28th, 2014

Let’s get back on tangent

June 5th, 2014

Opening a rabbit hole

January 22nd, 2014

Keep the home office burning

October 7th, 2013

I don’t want to rub your nose up the wrong way

August 16th, 2013

I’ve left my eyes off the ball

April 28th, 2013

Get all your bricks in a row

April 14th, 2013

Whatever floats your fancy

April 12th, 2013

Kill two birds with one bullet

March 17th, 2013

Add salt to the injury

February 7th, 2013

Yesterday’s chip wrap is today’s news

January 31st, 2013

I’m not a pretty face

January 23rd, 2013

Don’t shoot yourself in the leg

October 11th, 2012

Don’t knock it ’til you bang it

August 25th, 2012

You don’t break the line

May 31st, 2012

Dancing on thin ground

May 10th, 2012

Bite the bullet while it’s hot

April 22nd, 2012

Don’t look a gifthorse in the eye

April 11th, 2012

Time is of the imminence

November 21st, 2011

Sailing too close to the sun

September 10th, 2011

The Mind is a Terrible Thing

April 26th, 2011

Don’t be such a tight-skate

March 15th, 2011

Take it or lump it

March 13th, 2011

Rome wasn’t burnt in a day

March 4th, 2011

Make hay whilst the sun strikes

February 26th, 2011

Ducks in order

February 24th, 2011

If you fall and break your legs don’t come running to me

February 21st, 2011

Don’t be such a Palestine

February 12th, 2011