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List of funny quotes that are used as a warning
You’ll be ostrichsized
April 12th, 2022
Put a stake in the sand
March 7th, 2021
You Can Hide But You Can’t Run – Enamel Camping Mug
July 6th, 2020
I Wasn’t Born Tomorrow – The Mug
May 7th, 2020
Life can change on a dime
May 5th, 2020
NEON Impossible (instead of Nigh on impossible) – The Mug
July 29th, 2019
Spreading like Wild Flowers (instead of wildfire) – The Green Mug
May 18th, 2019
Fly in the machine
May 10th, 2019
When push comes to crunch
May 5th, 2019
Barking up a dead horse
April 27th, 2019
Scratching the top of the iceberg
April 4th, 2019
It’s a vicious triangle
February 21st, 2019
Don’t reinvent the clock
January 20th, 2019
You eat what you are
September 22nd, 2018
I can read you like a clock
August 26th, 2018
Too clever for your own boots
August 23rd, 2018
The world doesn’t evolve around you
June 6th, 2018
Making a bridge for your own back
May 9th, 2018
On a hairpin trigger
January 30th, 2018
Heads Below!
January 28th, 2018
Don’t put all your doves in a basket
December 22nd, 2017
Russian roulade
December 7th, 2017
The Early Bird Contracts the Worms (instead of “gets the worm”) – Mug
November 25th, 2017
YOU CAN HIDE BUT YOU CAN’T RUN – Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
November 17th, 2017
AIR ON THE SIDE OF CAUTION – Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
November 17th, 2017
RESISTANCE IS FERTILE – Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
November 13th, 2017
Like a rag to a red bull
November 10th, 2017
Daylight liberty
August 28th, 2017
Use a sledgehammer to crack an egg
August 23rd, 2017
You’re skating on thin egg shells
May 15th, 2017
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