Going Columbo

A mix up of

1. Going comando, and
2. Columbo

From a rich vein of messed up phrases in this tweet:

Heard a guy talking about Belgian whistles.

“A basic website costs 10k, or 25k upwards if you want all the Belgian whistles,” he said.

Belgian whistles.

— C:\temp\ (@BryceElder) December 5, 2017

A friend once described the practice of wearing trousers without underpants as "going Columbo". I've never called it anything else since.

— Rhys Lewis (@rhyslew70) December 6, 2017

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