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Posted on September 13, 2010 July 14, 2018

Kill a bird with two stones

A mix up of

  1. Kill two birds with one stone, or
  2. Hit two birds with one stone, and
  3. Getting it the wrong way around.

Heard in Plymouth, UK.

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